Yes ,Welcome Mike

mctool....
I guess the short answer would be Your Tongue

Higgy ... yes
Mike yeah sheep shaggin , there are lots of sheep in Aus too , but according to another web site for ducati's the welsh have it sorted , velcro gloves an all
And good luck with the maiden voyage . 1st time I ever rode a paso I found it to be a noisey bike , I mean like road noise thru the fairing . I got a bit paranoyd and waisted a lot of time chasing funny noises that all turned out to be nothing to worry about . Enjoy

In the US specially made boots are used,you put their hind legs in your boots then hang them off something tall and enjoy them constantly tryin to back up,er, oh so i hear

yeah but ya still have to get off to kiss them !
Bobby calves , apparently will suck anything very enthusiastically